Mornings are hard. The coffee is cold, the emails are endless, and Karen from accounting just won’t stop talking about her cat’s gluten-free diet. But what if you could drop a truth bomb at the office with every sip of your morning brew? Enter the hilariously nasty coffee mugs from PoppaT Mugs—customizable, crude, and guaranteed to cause second glances.
PoppaT specializes in mugs that say the things you’re thinking but can’t say out loud (at least not without a meeting with HR). Here are 10 of our favorite nasty designs to give you a good chuckle and maybe a few side-eyes from your coworkers.
1. “I Pee In Pools”
Not only does this mug raise eyebrows, but it also makes people question your entire vacation etiquette. It’s absurd, hilarious, and impossible to ignore.
2. “World’s Okayest Employee”
Perfect for the person who meets the bare minimum with pride. Bonus points if your manager sees it and just nods silently.
3. “Ask Me About My Crippling Anxiety”
Mental health matters, but humor helps. This mug is brutally honest and darkly hilarious, ideal for that coworker who’s a little too real.
4. “This Might Be Wine”
Classic and sly, this mug flirts with HR violations and pairs beautifully with passive-aggressive professionalism.
5. “Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Medication”
Combine morning caffeine with morning meds? Why not acknowledge both with style?
6. “HR Is Watching”
A satirical favorite. Makes everyone uncomfortable, especially if you sip it while typing really aggressively.
7. “I’m Not Rude. You’re Just Boring.”
Sass and self-confidence all in one bold design. Great for Zoom calls.
8. “Shhh… There’s Vodka In Here”
Is it coffee? Is it vodka? Only PoppaT (and maybe your liver) knows for sure.
9. “My Last F* Was Given in 2004″**
Perfect for the coworker who’s been mentally retired for over a decade.
10. “Your Opinion Is Noted (And Ignored)”
For meetings that should have been emails. The ultimate corporate burn, served hot.
Each of these mugs can be customized with different fonts, colors, or even your own snarky message. Want to add your boss’s face to one of them? PoppaT’s got you covered.
PoppaT Mugs allows you to upload your own design, text, or image to craft something truly personal—and unapologetically nasty. These aren’t your grandma’s mugs (unless your grandma has a twisted sense of humor, in which case, she’s cool as hell).
Customer Favorites
We get feedback all the time about mugs causing laugh riots in staff kitchens, awkward stares during client meetings, or flat-out mug envy.
“I brought my ‘HR Is Watching’ mug to our Monday stand-up and my manager nearly choked on his coffee laughing. 10/10 would offend again.”
— Jasmine, New York
“I gave the ‘World’s Okayest Employee’ mug to my husband. He didn’t laugh. That made it even better.” — Claire, San Diego
Why Go Nasty?
Funny mugs break the monotony. They give you a little moment of personal rebellion in an otherwise structured workday. And let’s face it: nothing bonds people faster than shared sarcasm.
PoppaT’s Custom Mug Builder
You can start with one of our bestsellers or create your own masterpiece from scratch. Upload your face, your friend’s worst selfie, or that inside joke no one else would ever get. You dream it, Poppa T makes it.
Designing is easy:
- Choose your mug (11oz white) and color outside.
- Add text (any font or style).
- Upload images or select from our naughty template gallery.
- Preview it in real-time.
Once you’re done, Poppa T prints it, ships it, and you become the proud owner of a mug that says, “I’m not like the other adults. I’m worse.”
Closing Thoughts
Whether you’re looking for a gift, a desk upgrade, or just a way to bring some chaos to your morning routine, nasty coffee mugs from PoppaT are the ultimate power move. They’re personal, hilarious, and guaranteed to start conversations—whether you want to or not.
So go ahead. Make Karen blush. Make your boss laugh. Make your mug the most talked-about item in the breakroom.
Poppa T isn’t here to play nice. He’s here to print what you’re thinking.
Design your own nasty mug today at PoppaTMugs.com.
